So this foundation, Diorskin Airflash, wasn't at all what I expected. I expected it to be something like a mish-mash montage of every perfume and shampoo ad you've ever seen; me, in soft focus, spraying myself liberally with an ultra-fine mist of foundation. I expected my hand to be about 1 foot from my face, all “fetlocks blowing in the wind” (machine) and with lots of hair tossing and the neck extensions, looking like this was the most sem-orgasmic foundation applying experience ever...
... and we're bumped back to reality. What it actually is, is me screwing my eyes shut tight and hoping that my spritz of foundation-from-a-can doesn't go up my nose or into my mouth, or blind me, and that it does go roughly on my face somewhere I need it. And then realising, hey, I can open one eye and spray it on the other side of my face at a time. And having to go through this ritual. Every. Single. Time. Ah the joys.
On the other hand, I can honestly say that, disappointing application method aside, I love this foundation. To lift directly from an email earlier on this week to MontyC, I am in deeeeeep smit. It's Gorgeous. I love, love, love it. It’s not what I expected but I love it nonetheless.
(This is the foundation I was referring to in this post by the way, if anyone’s curious).
